IC; amen

[ohgodno]

[TO BACKTAG AND INSERT WHENEVER]

Comments

Re: the ransom

[shutthefoxup]

You call her and we'll report back after we spot her and B.

Re: the ransom

[neigh_sayer]

Do your best!

[beep boop DIALING THIS BITCH, WHAT IS UP]

Re: the ransom

[ohgodno]

[oh ok putting this conversation with B on hold to PICK UP THE PHONE, SHE IS SO EXCITED]

Oh! My son! Did you give up? Are you going to beg me for help? I can't help you, you must struggle on your own!

Re: the ransom

[calmthefoxdown]

[ Time to sneak into building and follow voices, walking along the walls to do so. ]

Re: the ransom

[shutthefoxup]

[Taking the opposite side]

Re: the ransom

[neigh_sayer]

[deep breath, and then trying to make the whiniest voice, but not too loudly that she figures out he's like, right outside on the street]

What the hell, this isn't faaaair! You took my cute little bumbling B and throw all these puzzles my way?? I'm stuck on number four and you know that's totes unlucky! I should get a freebie!

Re: the ransom

[ohgodno]

[internally like "kyaaaaaaaaa my son is strugglingggggggggggg!!"]

My son, my son, listen to me:

I.

Cannot.

Help you.

The fact that you made it to number four is quite impressive—this is the one time that I will praise you (at least in recent memory)—and the fact that you did not throw away the ransom note is quite surprising, too!

But this is your struggle, and you will suffer the consequences of failing your dear buzz buzz. Do you understand?

...oh, but if you want to give up or make this your attempt to pray to me for guidance, I will accept that, too.

Re: the ransom

[liarliarliar]

Le fudge am eye buzz buzz.

Re: the ransom

[ohgodno]

[hand over the cellphone]

You are buzz buzz.

Re: the ransom

[liarliarliar]

Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

Re: the ransom

[neigh_sayer]

--!

[HM]

Never! I'll never praise you! But. . .if you could just give me a sign that B is alive, I'll keep going, I won't give up til I pass out, exhausted and defeated and crying lots.

Just have him say something! In the phone! But like, loudly. So I know it isn't fake.

1/2

[ohgodno]

Very well, God can give you that much~

Re: the ransom

[ohgodno]

[holds the phone up towards B, NOT TO GIVE HIM but for him to speak into]

My son wants proof you are alive, you have one chance to say something worthwhile, do go ahead.

Re: the ransom

[liarliarliar]

SEA PLEAZ EYE AM SO DRUGS AND MAI FACE IS PAIN AND SHEB GUNNA CHOMP MY FINGERS AND SLURRY EYE HAND DEW COMPLIMENTARY HEIR TO KELP THUMB BLEEDING HURT.

Re: the ransom

[ohgodno]

[pulls her phone away and clamps her hand over it, but not before he gets away with saying all of that]

Re: the ransom

[neigh_sayer]

. . .



Is he high?

[AT LEAST, MAYHAPS THE TWINS HEARD IT]

Re: the ransom

[liarliarliar]

SEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEAZ MAH VISION IZ BERRY YAM EYE TIRED

[this is the voice of an angel that can lure in any sailors or volleyball players]

Re: the ransom

[ohgodno]

[clears her throat,]

...

He has had some drugs, yes.

Re: the ransom

[neigh_sayer]

You monster you how dare you.

Okay I'm gonna get back to my futile search, I look forward to your boastful cackling later, bye.

[just, hangs up]

Re: the ransom

[calmthefoxdown]

[ Putting a hand on C's shoulder as he returns. ]

Saw them.

Re: the ransom

[shutthefoxup]

[Poofing back]

I hate her face.

Re: the ransom

[neigh_sayer]

[jumps a little, jeezus]

B sounds pretty dopey.

Do you guys think you guys think you can get him?

Re: the ransom

[calmthefoxdown]

One of us could slip him an invisibility potion then carry him out.

Re: the ransom

[shutthefoxup]

Yeah, that'd be easy enough. The main thing is keeping attention off him long enough? I could make a distraction in another room?

Re: the ransom

[neigh_sayer]

[what is typing i am also drugged

giving them a couple more potions]

That could work. Could you turn her into something to buy a little time? Or maybe she'd just think you were an alleycat, since all sorts of things are running around now.