ohgodno | IC; amen

Mm, I can turn her into something. She can still use her abilities, so I could either just fly up and change her from outside the window or change her while I'm a beetle since she wouldn't be able to see me?

Swords as a shield and a bug bust! Yeah, yeah I think that can work. I'm not sure about the details of their powers, but as long as she doesn't know who you are, she can't laser target you for a nightmare. This should be easy.

Need anything else? I can shrink a loooot of things, and I've got practically every potion up my sleeve. Literally.

I'll slip in while invisible and slip B the potion to carry him off then. I could pop Bronze in the opposite direction if she catches wind to give her a fake target.

Fake target is a good back up. Want me to try to lure her into another room or just head into their room and turn her?

[kinda smiles listening to them bounce back and forth]

I'll leave it to you two, based on how the situation turns. Jeeze, it's almost like you're used to working off each other.

Sports makes for great teamwork.

Getting her away from B would be safest for him. If you can get her into another room I can sword off the door.

All right. Worst case I’ll just bunny her if she won’t leave the room.

Just be careful, both of you. Not that I doubt you can't handle that idiot, but give me a sign if something goes off.

Just... make sure B gets out safe first?

On it.

[Heading back in then]

. . .

[just gonna watch them metaphorically storm the castle, leaning against the wall, still checking his phone.

good luck sports boys!!]

[MEANWHILE IN THE FUTURE TORTURE CHAMBER

B bumps his head against the ceiling again]

Ow. Ow.

Why eye kip hearting.

[meanwhile God is excitedly talking at B while he does this,]

He really called me to cry! He called me a monster, too! He is so distraught, he is probably doing the most ugly of crying, oh, I do so love it! His tears give me life, buzz buzz, they give me life.

[...which the twins can hear clearly bc a) she's loud and b) this building is hella empty, save for, like, a bottle of wine and a little compact mirror. i'm sorry that sounds weird but listen she likes looking at her face often, totally fine.

THE BUILDING ITSELF: has an empty entry room BEFORE B's Future Torture Chamber. also, there's windows around the building. i made a totally helpful pic:

a million edits later, THAT MIDDLE DOOR'S JARRED, ACTUALLY, i'm making this too complicated]

Edited 2020-02-10 03:05 (UTC)

[Heading into the entryway as quietly as possible, not that it matters since Goddy dearest is so loud right now, motioning for Gold to silence his phone]

I'll go in as a cat and bump the door open enough for you to get through, okay? If I bump the door open as something she can't see, that'll just make her immediately suspicious. So once the door is open, just got straight for B. Sound good?

[ Taking another dose of potion in case, nodding toward Silver as he does as instructed and fades back out into invisibility. ]

got it

be careful

Sea iz craying?? Eye donut wunt sea do crai.

Git leaf farm sometins els.

Get... leaf farm... get leaf farm, I—are you saying leaf farm? I know you cannot be, the context makes no sense, but I cannot imagine what else you could be possibly saying if not leaf farm.

A leaf farm is just a tree anyway.

Those are trees.

[completely oblivious as she dwells on this]

Edited 2020-02-10 03:48 (UTC)

[Nudging the door open! Who is it? Was it the wind? When they look down there's a cat walking in like it owns the place. Ah, the ecosystem already at work!]

[ Slipping into the gap and moving quickly along the wall, keeping his footsteps light. ]

Beach eye no watta tree iz.

Edited 2020-02-10 04:13 (UTC)

It does not seem like you—

[FREEZES, CAT................ well the ecosystem happened and honest to god (herself) she really really doesn't think anyone would think to come in here, so there's literally zero reason to think it's a Person]

...woe is my son, a cat found you before he did!

[Stretches slowly in that weird extreme way cats do with a small 'prrt']

[ Ah there's the boy, moving up the walls and onto the ceiling to try and gently pull him closer, putting a hand over his mouth so he can hurriedly whisper into his ear while God's talking. ]

It's Gold. I have an invisibility potion for you, shrink yourself if you can.

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