ohgodno | IC; amen

[goes very stiff against Gold before

nods and licks his hand

gimme potion]

We did not have cats where I was from, though I had encountered many people with "cat" parts, such as ears and tails. There is no explanation, I can only assume that people and cats procr—

[glances over at B when he licks the... air]

...what are you doing.

[Pads over purring loudly and winding between God's legs]

[ ... Removing his hand from B's mouth, reaching back to get the potion while letting him respond. ]

Nyaaaaaaaaa. Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[k..kitty air licks]

Cat.

[sidesteps the kitty cat, sorry kitty cat]

Oh, no, do not aspire to be this creature that walks on four legs when you could aspire to be my new follower and, dare I say it, best friend! That is right, I will replace my son and do that—friendship thing.

You would have to remain drugged though, there is no way around that.

[Walks off to scratch at the compact mirror because WHO IS THAT OTHER CAT. Hopefully you didnt care about being able to look at yourself.]

[ Lady please be distracted so I can counter-kidnap this boy. ]

...

[whoooaa there's two cats now holy shit]

[WHOA SHIT THAT CAT IS FUCKING WITH MY COMPACT MIRROR, walking over with an amused(?) huff to levitate the mirror away from it, back turned to B]

This is why the ecosystem was a mistake.

[Jumps up to swat at it, scratching her hand instead]

[ Sorry bae, quickly pressing the potion vial's mouth to B's, moving immediately once B's invisible. ]

[oop right thats happening

manages to not choke HOLY SHIT IM INVISIBLE NOW

hes tied up but he'll just smoosh himself into Gold best he can and shrink himself down. some. like child sized

he meant to go smaller but hes not actually running full capacity here ok]

[retracting her hand casually, her face VERY TIGHT as she starts levitating this cat, no harm just floaty]

...dogs are better, they carry beer...

[turns back]

Look here, I have a funny, you can call this a catastro—

...phe.

[drops the cat]

[because it's time to fill the building with a split-second flash that blinds anyone else in here so they can only see blackness]

Did someone make it after all or did you have a potion I missed?

Edited 2020-02-11 01:30 (UTC)

[Yowls in indignation before cleaning a paw]

[ Freezing in place for the moment, holding B tightly against his chest; this is okay, close your eyes and wait to hear what she does first. ]

[WHY BRIGHT

hopefully his surprise yelp was covered by the cat yowl

man gold has good arms so strong so rugged so comforting

wait cant see this is alarming]

[Hisses in complaint, walking into a wall]

[still Absolutely Pitch Black, but she can see! it's just a cat, bah, so she paces over to the door—weird, it's kinda open??]

Could he have gotten out...? That quickly?

[SIGHS, placing her hand on the knob but just so she can get lost in spoken thought, that old chestnut]

I should have traversed the labyrinths more, my perceptive skills are not as high as my charisma or wit... surely an ajar door means an entrance or exit was made... or did I leave it open because that buffoon was a balloon? After all, the cat is here, so it must have been... if that is the case, where is he?
[HMM]

Edited (LOGIC) 2020-02-11 03:39 (UTC)

[Chatters at her in protest to how dark it is]

[ Rubbing B's back soothingly, keeping still and ears perked, GOLD CAN WAIT THIS OUT. ]

[oh that IS calming

its dark and its a soothing touch and

b can just close his eyes

just rest his eyes

i mean god is talking but he gets to ignore her now because if you cant see something or touch something it isnt real thats just science

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