ohgodno | IC; amen

. . .

[just gonna watch them metaphorically storm the castle, leaning against the wall, still checking his phone.

good luck sports boys!!]

[MEANWHILE IN THE FUTURE TORTURE CHAMBER

B bumps his head against the ceiling again]

Ow. Ow.

Why eye kip hearting.

[meanwhile God is excitedly talking at B while he does this,]

He really called me to cry! He called me a monster, too! He is so distraught, he is probably doing the most ugly of crying, oh, I do so love it! His tears give me life, buzz buzz, they give me life.

[...which the twins can hear clearly bc a) she's loud and b) this building is hella empty, save for, like, a bottle of wine and a little compact mirror. i'm sorry that sounds weird but listen she likes looking at her face often, totally fine.

THE BUILDING ITSELF: has an empty entry room BEFORE B's Future Torture Chamber. also, there's windows around the building. i made a totally helpful pic:

a million edits later, THAT MIDDLE DOOR'S JARRED, ACTUALLY, i'm making this too complicated]

Edited 2020-02-10 03:05 (UTC)

[Heading into the entryway as quietly as possible, not that it matters since Goddy dearest is so loud right now, motioning for Gold to silence his phone]

I'll go in as a cat and bump the door open enough for you to get through, okay? If I bump the door open as something she can't see, that'll just make her immediately suspicious. So once the door is open, just got straight for B. Sound good?

[ Taking another dose of potion in case, nodding toward Silver as he does as instructed and fades back out into invisibility. ]

got it

be careful

Sea iz craying?? Eye donut wunt sea do crai.

Git leaf farm sometins els.

Get... leaf farm... get leaf farm, I—are you saying leaf farm? I know you cannot be, the context makes no sense, but I cannot imagine what else you could be possibly saying if not leaf farm.

A leaf farm is just a tree anyway.

Those are trees.

[completely oblivious as she dwells on this]

Edited 2020-02-10 03:48 (UTC)

[Nudging the door open! Who is it? Was it the wind? When they look down there's a cat walking in like it owns the place. Ah, the ecosystem already at work!]

[ Slipping into the gap and moving quickly along the wall, keeping his footsteps light. ]

Beach eye no watta tree iz.

Edited 2020-02-10 04:13 (UTC)

It does not seem like you—

[FREEZES, CAT................ well the ecosystem happened and honest to god (herself) she really really doesn't think anyone would think to come in here, so there's literally zero reason to think it's a Person]

...woe is my son, a cat found you before he did!

[Stretches slowly in that weird extreme way cats do with a small 'prrt']

[ Ah there's the boy, moving up the walls and onto the ceiling to try and gently pull him closer, putting a hand over his mouth so he can hurriedly whisper into his ear while God's talking. ]

It's Gold. I have an invisibility potion for you, shrink yourself if you can.

[goes very stiff against Gold before

nods and licks his hand

gimme potion]

We did not have cats where I was from, though I had encountered many people with "cat" parts, such as ears and tails. There is no explanation, I can only assume that people and cats procr—

[glances over at B when he licks the... air]

...what are you doing.

[Pads over purring loudly and winding between God's legs]

[ ... Removing his hand from B's mouth, reaching back to get the potion while letting him respond. ]

Nyaaaaaaaaa. Nyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

[k..kitty air licks]

Cat.

[sidesteps the kitty cat, sorry kitty cat]

Oh, no, do not aspire to be this creature that walks on four legs when you could aspire to be my new follower and, dare I say it, best friend! That is right, I will replace my son and do that—friendship thing.

You would have to remain drugged though, there is no way around that.

[Walks off to scratch at the compact mirror because WHO IS THAT OTHER CAT. Hopefully you didnt care about being able to look at yourself.]

[ Lady please be distracted so I can counter-kidnap this boy. ]

...

[whoooaa there's two cats now holy shit]

[WHOA SHIT THAT CAT IS FUCKING WITH MY COMPACT MIRROR, walking over with an amused(?) huff to levitate the mirror away from it, back turned to B]

This is why the ecosystem was a mistake.

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