ohgodno | IC; amen

[ Time to sneak into building and follow voices, walking along the walls to do so. ]

[Taking the opposite side]

[deep breath, and then trying to make the whiniest voice, but not too loudly that she figures out he's like, right outside on the street]

What the hell, this isn't faaaair! You took my cute little bumbling B and throw all these puzzles my way?? I'm stuck on number four and you know that's totes unlucky! I should get a freebie!

[internally like "kyaaaaaaaaa my son is strugglingggggggggggg!!"]

My son, my son, listen to me:

I.

Cannot.

Help you.

The fact that you made it to number four is quite impressive—this is the one time that I will praise you (at least in recent memory)—and the fact that you did not throw away the ransom note is quite surprising, too!

But this is your struggle, and you will suffer the consequences of failing your dear buzz buzz. Do you understand?

...oh, but if you want to give up or make this your attempt to pray to me for guidance, I will accept that, too.

Le fudge am eye buzz buzz.

[hand over the cellphone]

You are buzz buzz.

Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

--!

[HM]

Never! I'll never praise you! But. . .if you could just give me a sign that B is alive, I'll keep going, I won't give up til I pass out, exhausted and defeated and crying lots.

Just have him say something! In the phone! But like, loudly. So I know it isn't fake.

Very well, God can give you that much~

[holds the phone up towards B, NOT TO GIVE HIM but for him to speak into]

My son wants proof you are alive, you have one chance to say something worthwhile, do go ahead.

Edited 2020-02-09 04:04 (UTC)

SEA PLEAZ EYE AM SO DRUGS AND MAI FACE IS PAIN AND SHEB GUNNA CHOMP MY FINGERS AND SLURRY EYE HAND DEW COMPLIMENTARY HEIR TO KELP THUMB BLEEDING HURT.

[pulls her phone away and clamps her hand over it, but not before he gets away with saying all of that]

. . .

Is he high?

[AT LEAST, MAYHAPS THE TWINS HEARD IT]

SEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PLEAZ MAH VISION IZ BERRY YAM EYE TIRED

[this is the voice of an angel that can lure in any sailors or volleyball players]

[clears her throat,]

...

He has had some drugs, yes.

You monster you how dare you.

Okay I'm gonna get back to my futile search, I look forward to your boastful cackling later, bye.

[just, hangs up]

[ Putting a hand on C's shoulder as he returns. ]

Saw them.

[Poofing back]

I hate her face.

[jumps a little, jeezus]

B sounds pretty dopey.

Do you guys think you guys think you can get him?

One of us could slip him an invisibility potion then carry him out.

Yeah, that'd be easy enough. The main thing is keeping attention off him long enough? I could make a distraction in another room?

[what is typing i am also drugged

giving them a couple more potions]

That could work. Could you turn her into something to buy a little time? Or maybe she'd just think you were an alleycat, since all sorts of things are running around now.

Does her unit's skills require line of sight? If Silver changes her into something, I can surround her with swords to block her sight of us.

Mm, I can turn her into something. She can still use her abilities, so I could either just fly up and change her from outside the window or change her while I'm a beetle since she wouldn't be able to see me?

Swords as a shield and a bug bust! Yeah, yeah I think that can work. I'm not sure about the details of their powers, but as long as she doesn't know who you are, she can't laser target you for a nightmare. This should be easy.

Need anything else? I can shrink a loooot of things, and I've got practically every potion up my sleeve. Literally.

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