IC; amen

[ohgodno]

[TO BACKTAG AND INSERT WHENEVER]

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[liarliarliar]

Bitch say what?

1/4

[ohgodno]

...

[ohgodno]

Oh, I see, I must have given you too—

[ohgodno]

...

[ohgodno]

No, you would still say something this even if you were not drugged, and that is very upsetting.

[strides over to grab him by the collar of his shirt to lift him up]

[liarliarliar]

Ah....

...

...

[reaches out and

honks her nose]

You're a clown.

[ohgodno]

[pulls her fist back and swings at his nose, releasing her grip on his shirt as she does]

[liarliarliar]

[oh shit

he tries to dodge the blow but it still nails him right in the face and when his feet hit the ground they slip out from under him, leaving him flat on his back

B stares blurry eyed up at God. he saved his nose but he has a black eye now so. That doesn't help with things]

...a mistake was made.

Okay. Y'got me.

[ohgodno]

I am afraid I did not, you see, I was trying to give you a bloody nose to make a joke about how you are the clown with the red nose... but you are also correct nonetheless. ♥

[levitates his notebook into her hand]

Let's get going, shall we?

[liarliarliar]

[tries to get up



nope]

I'm gonna have difficulties.

[ohgodno]

[sighs, amused? no, there's a hint of anger in the smile that she's trying to get right]

You truly are frustrating.

[goes to kick him in the face]

[liarliarliar]

[oop she did it

head snaps back with the blow]

[liarliarliar]

[stupid comedy bootprint across his face and a bloody nose]

I know.

[ohgodno]

Ehehe...

[snaps her fingers, boy you levitating now—and she goes to tie his wrists and ankles with some rope, very roughly and not gently at all]

Appreciate my charity, my kindness. I considered knocking you out, or even censoring your every word, but this is quite fun with a conscious, albeit drugged, target!

Unless I must knock you out.

I will if I must.

[liarliarliar]

Pleaz don't knock me out it's rudd.

[tilts head to side so his nose bleed doesnt run into his mouth idly, wincing briefly at the roughness of the bondage]

I'm so appreciate you.

[ohgodno]

[ALL DONE, walking off with a tied-up B levitating closely beside her, this looks ridiculous]

When I defeat that no good son of mine I should keep you as my own devoted follower!

[liarliarliar]

This is naught my kidnap fantasea...


[Balloon

Blloon.]

[ohgodno]

No? But it is mine.

[leans in for a selfie~ the notebooks floating off to the side]

[liarliarliar]

Am I cute?

[ohgodno]

[clicking and snapping]

You are cute so long as you are at my side. ♥

[time to go to her favored empty building—mostly empty, it has some random shit]

[liarliarliar]

Wat we doen?

[tries to do a lil kick off the door frame as they pass through WHEEEEEEE ZOOM]

[ohgodno]

[tugging on the rope to float him through, rude]

The plan is simple: I have left what one would call a "ransom" note for my beloved son to find, detailing the horrors I will put you through if he cannot solve all seventeen of my riddles detailing your location within three hours!

[liarliarliar]

Oh.

He's reel smort so I bat he'll be here liek.

So fust.

[ohgodno]

Oh? You think he can solve seventeen riddles that quickly? It is actually impossible!

[liarliarliar]

He will.