IC; amen

[ohgodno]

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Comments

[ohgodno]

I will censor that word if you say it again, and that word alone.

[liarliarliar]

Why??

[ohgodno]

Because I wanted to see how you would react. Next time listen closely, for God did not say "fox," she said "faux." Like fake!

[liarliarliar]

I'm drugged.

[ohgodno]

We all have our problems, B, yours is that you are drugged at the moment and mine is that I have no problems at all, though that really is not a problem.

[liarliarliar]

How long drugs?

[ohgodno]

[SHRUGS]

[liarliarliar]

...that's dumb.

[ohgodno]

I enjoy you on drugs the most—finally, a normal conversation, albeit one littered with mispronunciations and confusion. The only thing missing is praise!

[liarliarliar]

None praise!!

[ohgodno]

Praise me or I will cut off a finger right now.

[liarliarliar]

Good hair.

[ohgodno]

Thank you, dearest B! You are so kind and you still have all ten fingers for now, that is incredible!

[liarliarliar]

........................................will number not ten soon.

[ohgodno]

Only when my beloved son fails you... or if I grow bored and require more praise that you cannot deliver.

[liarliarliar]

This is bullshit.

[ohgodno]

Hm? Do please repeat that, my ears are incredible, but you ARE drugged at the moment, so I did not quite catch that!

[liarliarliar]

Lists Fuel Snit.

[ohgodno]

[liarliarliar]

[bumps head against the ceiling]

Ow.

[ohgodno]

...

Yes, do not do that, I would advise against that, after all the only one causing you pain should eventually be me and not a ceiling...

[liarliarliar]

My face hurts.

[ohgodno]

It will not be long, only hours, before I send you to Lillith with my godly powers, so do not fret.

[liarliarliar]

Bit donut wunnuh.

[ohgodno]

...

I am now realizing why I usually keep hostages unconscious.