IC; amen

[ohgodno]

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Comments

[ohgodno]

If you pray to me I will consider it, because there is always going straight for murder!

[liarliarliar]

Pleaz no violence.

[ohgodno]

Don't you see, dearest B? I created a world where violence is the only answer. Look at us now: we are idols on a show, split onto units, participating in games that are hosted to display our misery and suffering at the whims of those above us... as entertainment.

Destruction is the only answer, and hurting someone is the only way to get answers or solve problems.

Or, create more problems! I am wont to doing that, I do so enjoy creating problems, too.

[liarliarliar]

[slow deep breaths to try to make sure his words come out right]

My world won't be bat way.

[he tried]

[ohgodno]

"Your" world?

[liarliarliar]

9 said I make what I want.

[ohgodno]

...

[picks up her wine bottle to take a sip, this is how she is]

So you have this thing called hope, do you?

[liarliarliar]

No I have Effort.

[ohgodno]

Well, it will take a lot of effort to make this dream of yours come true. Is it really worth it, to put blood, sweat, and tears into such folly?

[liarliarliar]

Does it make cents to put affort into things sucking mooar....

[ohgodno]

...

It does not take effort.

[liarliarliar]

Do you only dew eazel things?

[ohgodno]

I try to, but as you can see I have a terrible son to deal with, and if I wanted to deal with only easy things I would have never brought him into this world.

[liarliarliar]

But he's sew gud.

[ohgodno]

That unwanted son of mine is an abomination. He will not save you, he will not even find you—for there is nothing good about him.

[liarliarliar]

Dish is unhealthy fixtures on udder dings instub of self reflux. Pleaz sea a therapist.

[ohgodno]

[taking a moment to process that,]

We do not have those here.

[liarliarliar]

I--

[RINGRING]

THE ROPIST IS CALLING.

[ohgodno]

[HOLDS UP HER HAND BEFORE SHE ANSWERS, LIKE, SHUSH, SHUSH!]

[liarliarliar]

Theropist.