IC; amen

[ohgodno]

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[liarliarliar]

[oh shit

he tries to dodge the blow but it still nails him right in the face and when his feet hit the ground they slip out from under him, leaving him flat on his back

B stares blurry eyed up at God. he saved his nose but he has a black eye now so. That doesn't help with things]

...a mistake was made.

Okay. Y'got me.

[ohgodno]

I am afraid I did not, you see, I was trying to give you a bloody nose to make a joke about how you are the clown with the red nose... but you are also correct nonetheless. ♥

[levitates his notebook into her hand]

Let's get going, shall we?

[liarliarliar]

[tries to get up



nope]

I'm gonna have difficulties.

[ohgodno]

[sighs, amused? no, there's a hint of anger in the smile that she's trying to get right]

You truly are frustrating.

[goes to kick him in the face]

[liarliarliar]

[oop she did it

head snaps back with the blow]

[liarliarliar]

[stupid comedy bootprint across his face and a bloody nose]

I know.

[ohgodno]

Ehehe...

[snaps her fingers, boy you levitating now—and she goes to tie his wrists and ankles with some rope, very roughly and not gently at all]

Appreciate my charity, my kindness. I considered knocking you out, or even censoring your every word, but this is quite fun with a conscious, albeit drugged, target!

Unless I must knock you out.

I will if I must.

[liarliarliar]

Pleaz don't knock me out it's rudd.

[tilts head to side so his nose bleed doesnt run into his mouth idly, wincing briefly at the roughness of the bondage]

I'm so appreciate you.

[ohgodno]

[ALL DONE, walking off with a tied-up B levitating closely beside her, this looks ridiculous]

When I defeat that no good son of mine I should keep you as my own devoted follower!

[liarliarliar]

This is naught my kidnap fantasea...


[Balloon

Blloon.]

[ohgodno]

No? But it is mine.

[leans in for a selfie~ the notebooks floating off to the side]

[liarliarliar]

Am I cute?

[ohgodno]

[clicking and snapping]

You are cute so long as you are at my side. ♥

[time to go to her favored empty building—mostly empty, it has some random shit]

[liarliarliar]

Wat we doen?

[tries to do a lil kick off the door frame as they pass through WHEEEEEEE ZOOM]

[ohgodno]

[tugging on the rope to float him through, rude]

The plan is simple: I have left what one would call a "ransom" note for my beloved son to find, detailing the horrors I will put you through if he cannot solve all seventeen of my riddles detailing your location within three hours!

[liarliarliar]

Oh.

He's reel smort so I bat he'll be here liek.

So fust.

[ohgodno]

Oh? You think he can solve seventeen riddles that quickly? It is actually impossible!

[liarliarliar]

He will.

[ohgodno]

It must be the drugs...

He cannot.

Between the time it takes to not only solve the riddle, then travel to each location where I have hidden the next, no human being—son of God or not—can figure it out.

You will perish in three hours.

[liarliarliar]

Oh.

How?

[ohgodno]

[letting the rope go, the doors and windows are shut, leaning against the wall]

I said that I would cut you into many pieces and melt you into a sauce.

[liarliarliar]

Gross. Can knife outside until cut?

[bounces against the ceiling]

[ohgodno]

...

Okay.

[she doesn't want to admit she had no clue what he just said]

What is this?

[holds up his notebook, trying to keep it in his sight as he bounces around]

[liarliarliar]

Paper.

[pushes himself off a wall when he nears it

wheeeeeeeeeeee]

For notes.

Live notes. Ideas. Events. Party party.

[ohgodno]

Ohh, yes, you really were quite busy. Buzz buzz indeed.

You should hold these events and parties in my honor, it would be much better.