IC; amen

[ohgodno]

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[liarliarliar]

Wat we doen?

[tries to do a lil kick off the door frame as they pass through WHEEEEEEE ZOOM]

[ohgodno]

[tugging on the rope to float him through, rude]

The plan is simple: I have left what one would call a "ransom" note for my beloved son to find, detailing the horrors I will put you through if he cannot solve all seventeen of my riddles detailing your location within three hours!

[liarliarliar]

Oh.

He's reel smort so I bat he'll be here liek.

So fust.

[ohgodno]

Oh? You think he can solve seventeen riddles that quickly? It is actually impossible!

[liarliarliar]

He will.

[ohgodno]

It must be the drugs...

He cannot.

Between the time it takes to not only solve the riddle, then travel to each location where I have hidden the next, no human being—son of God or not—can figure it out.

You will perish in three hours.

[liarliarliar]

Oh.

How?

[ohgodno]

[letting the rope go, the doors and windows are shut, leaning against the wall]

I said that I would cut you into many pieces and melt you into a sauce.

[liarliarliar]

Gross. Can knife outside until cut?

[bounces against the ceiling]

[ohgodno]

...

Okay.

[she doesn't want to admit she had no clue what he just said]

What is this?

[holds up his notebook, trying to keep it in his sight as he bounces around]

[liarliarliar]

Paper.

[pushes himself off a wall when he nears it

wheeeeeeeeeeee]

For notes.

Live notes. Ideas. Events. Party party.

[ohgodno]

Ohh, yes, you really were quite busy. Buzz buzz indeed.

You should hold these events and parties in my honor, it would be much better.

[liarliarliar]

Don't wunnuh.

[loses momentum halfway across the room so just kinda flails to make himself keep drifting]

Things for boys.

[ohgodno]

[levitates him back up to the ceiling]

Those boys will eventually die, too, and then there will only be me. The only thing anyone should celebrate is me, after all.

[liarliarliar]

But dokidoki boys.

[ohgodno]

"Dokidoki?" I do not remember inventing this word.

[liarliarliar]

.......dokidoki.

Like.

Like.

Dokidoki.

[ohgodno]

D... "don't kill don't kill" is that what we are getting at?

[liarliarliar]

Nooooooooooooooooooo. Wrong.

[HUFFS]

There's words you donut no.

[ohgodno]

[flips her hair]

I know every word!





Jut not that one.

[liarliarliar]

It's love love.

[ohgodno]

...love?

[liarliarliar]

Yah I love boys.

[ohgodno]

...

All of them?

[liarliarliar]

One kiss kiss two family all love.