[internally like "kyaaaaaaaaa my son is strugglingggggggggggg!!"]
My son, my son, listen to me:
I.
Cannot.
Help you.
The fact that you made it to number four is quite impressive—this is the one time that I will praise you (at least in recent memory)—and the fact that you did not throw away the ransom note is quite surprising, too!
But this is your struggle, and you will suffer the consequences of failing your dear buzz buzz. Do you understand?
...oh, but if you want to give up or make this your attempt to pray to me for guidance, I will accept that, too.
Re: the ransom
My son, my son, listen to me:
I.
Cannot.
Help you.
The fact that you made it to number four is quite impressive—this is the one time that I will praise you (at least in recent memory)—and the fact that you did not throw away the ransom note is quite surprising, too!
But this is your struggle, and you will suffer the consequences of failing your dear buzz buzz. Do you understand?
...oh, but if you want to give up or make this your attempt to pray to me for guidance, I will accept that, too.