"Doesn't it feel like the wind is always howling? Doesn't it seem like there's never any light? Once a day, don't you want to throw the towel in? It's easier than putting up a fight
No one there when your dreams at night get creepy No one to care if you grow or if you shrink No one to feel for you when your eyes get wet and weepy From all the crying you would need for this place to sink
You must have noticed I've stolen someone that you care for More than that I've filled him with several many drugs Don't you think that it's time for us to settle this score Before I let him sleep with all of those brand new bugs?
~
My beloved son. :)
You have three hours to solve my seventeen riddles before I cut your dearly beloved friend into pieces, beginning with his eyes and ears, ending with his feet and hands, and melt him into a sauce that I will then use to fertilize these newly acquired plants. :)
The location of the next riddle is indicated in the riddle above. :)
Re: the ransom
"Doesn't it feel like the wind is always howling?
Doesn't it seem like there's never any light?
Once a day, don't you want to throw the towel in?
It's easier than putting up a fight
No one there when your dreams at night get creepy
No one to care if you grow or if you shrink
No one to feel for you when your eyes get wet and weepy
From all the crying you would need for this place to sink
You must have noticed I've stolen someone that you care for
More than that I've filled him with several many drugs
Don't you think that it's time for us to settle this score
Before I let him sleep with all of those brand new bugs?
~
My beloved son. :)
You have three hours to solve my seventeen riddles before I cut your dearly beloved friend into pieces, beginning with his eyes and ears, ending with his feet and hands, and melt him into a sauce that I will then use to fertilize these newly acquired plants. :)
The location of the next riddle is indicated in the riddle above. :)
Your time starts now. :)"
...somehow it all fit on the back of that paper]